real simple...really??

So, I just received my first magazine....REAL SIMPLE. it was a gift. i'm very excited. but I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED. it is not real simple as in really simple...it's thick, loaded, busy with all sorts of exciting things. they must have named it real simple to get you excited for it's simplicity. it's going to take me 3 1-hour read throughs to see everything...which means you get more for your money right. it is someone else's money though becase it was a gift, like i said.
this experience has been simply real. bye