josh is awesome and booked a friday night at the st. regis. It's for fancy folk who like to poshly visit deer valley. We fit into that don't we? Well, we walk in, after we ride the fanicular (i think that's the word) and roam around to find our room. We ask the girl in the chocolate shop/gift shop/all your bathroom needs shop how to get to the elevators. Kindly she tells us the directions and we kindly walk on. The elevators are classy, along with the walls, carpet, doors, employees, and everything else. We walk into our room, well the entry way to our room. Then we walk into our actual room and it's STUNNING. the most gorgeous hotel room you've ever seen. Lovely robes and slippers for us to use for the hot tub, a weight scale- because who doesn't weigh themselves at every hotel? Amazing shower with a rain shower head that is wasteful and uses a gallon a second but provides a waterfall-like shower experience. A phone by the toilet in case you need room service while you poop. And of course a personal greeting that says welcome Joshua Brown when you turn on the flatscreen. Oh and i forgot to mention there is a remote on the sink??? Oh don't worry, you point it at the mirror and suddenly a TV appears. REDICULOUS. The bed was fantastic. We headed to the exit where a black escalade took us to main street wherever we wanted to go. Then when we are ready, we call their number and they pick us up wherever we wanted. Saaweeet.
Then we decide to check out the outdoor hot tub. Who doesn't love to swim in the snow...it was amazing. Oh i forgot to mention, before heading to main street we decided to sip some hot cocoa that was in the library being served out of copper containers. Fresh whipped cream to top as well. We sat on every chair and couch to be sure we got the full experience. While doing so, the guy from outside kindly asked if we would like to make some s'mores outside over the fire that is burning through piles of obsidian. Wow. of course we want s'mores. it's the st. regis. Man, it was absurdly amazing. You should go if you get a chance......living the life of luxury can be a bit uncomfortable but i suggest you experience every bit of it.
