corn + chowder = corn chowder

Hello all 2 of you that read this (one of those is me...)

STRATEGY FOR FINDING A GREAT RECIPE
1. have a desire for something delicious (like corn)
2. enter the website allrecipes.com
3. think to yourself, hmmm this looks pretty neat
4. type in what sounds delicious (like corn chowder)
5. proceed to scroll through the recipes till you find one with lots and lots of reviews and lots of stars ( like Grandma's Corn Chowder)
6. Test it out and love yourself for being such a great cook
7. pretend like you thought up the recipe but secretly you know someone else is a great cook, you're just a good copier

and.... vuala!!

what to do in new york city-

Hello,

You know what you should do in New York City? Climb to the top of time square and sing all the songs of the Phantom of the Opera....and THEN go to the Bronx for pizza.

hasta la vista, baby.

poor joshua

YOU KNOW HOW THERE ARE SCARY THINGS THAT COME OUT AT NIGHT LIKE WHEREWOLVES? well, I am like one of those...when i have a test coming up. Because? I have stress like everyone else, I just turn into a monster by allergic reaction. Stress pumps through my veins and after a couple of hours I grow harmful fangs that spit venomous frustrations and my claws want to tear my books to pieces. Luckily, it goes away after my blood cools down.

This is a WARNING....
People who are allergic to stress turn into monsters just like wherewolves get scary only at night time. it's really true. all these things do exist. you just don't know it until you marry one.

SPOOOKY

ODE TO THE DOLLAR TREE

if only money grew on trees. well, when you go to the dollar tree- it feels like money grows on trees. you know why??? HELLO! it's just so cheap...i mean EVERY single thing is only a dollar. holller.
anyway, i believe they are the best place to go for wrapping paper, and vases, and all sorts of things. sometimes it's a little scary...please don't judge becasue of what i just said. it's just that it's kind of a rough parking lot in town ya know? so lock your doors and see your money falling off trees...and going into the dollar tree cash drawer :)