christmas prep

Well, Thanksgiving was great and now that it is over--it's time for christmas!!! we got a tree yesterday, and you know what the best part about setting up a live tree as newlyweds is?? clipping the big ol' branches with pliers because we have no yard supplies. it's cool because the little pieces of branches go flying across the room as you finally cut through the other side and your fingers are exploding becasue you have to squeeze the pliars so hard. you see, pliars are not meant to cut tree branches. they are built for wire. So we put colorful lights all over and 10 ornaments, which are mostly cowboy. oh, by the way, our trees name is Doug and he drinks a lot of water. Good tree, he know's it's good to drink water. anyway, we even have a beautiful tree skirt with presents on top. Lovely, Happy holidays

corn + chowder = corn chowder

Hello all 2 of you that read this (one of those is me...)

STRATEGY FOR FINDING A GREAT RECIPE
1. have a desire for something delicious (like corn)
2. enter the website allrecipes.com
3. think to yourself, hmmm this looks pretty neat
4. type in what sounds delicious (like corn chowder)
5. proceed to scroll through the recipes till you find one with lots and lots of reviews and lots of stars ( like Grandma's Corn Chowder)
6. Test it out and love yourself for being such a great cook
7. pretend like you thought up the recipe but secretly you know someone else is a great cook, you're just a good copier

and.... vuala!!

what to do in new york city-

Hello,

You know what you should do in New York City? Climb to the top of time square and sing all the songs of the Phantom of the Opera....and THEN go to the Bronx for pizza.

hasta la vista, baby.

poor joshua

YOU KNOW HOW THERE ARE SCARY THINGS THAT COME OUT AT NIGHT LIKE WHEREWOLVES? well, I am like one of those...when i have a test coming up. Because? I have stress like everyone else, I just turn into a monster by allergic reaction. Stress pumps through my veins and after a couple of hours I grow harmful fangs that spit venomous frustrations and my claws want to tear my books to pieces. Luckily, it goes away after my blood cools down.

This is a WARNING....
People who are allergic to stress turn into monsters just like wherewolves get scary only at night time. it's really true. all these things do exist. you just don't know it until you marry one.

SPOOOKY

ODE TO THE DOLLAR TREE

if only money grew on trees. well, when you go to the dollar tree- it feels like money grows on trees. you know why??? HELLO! it's just so cheap...i mean EVERY single thing is only a dollar. holller.
anyway, i believe they are the best place to go for wrapping paper, and vases, and all sorts of things. sometimes it's a little scary...please don't judge becasue of what i just said. it's just that it's kind of a rough parking lot in town ya know? so lock your doors and see your money falling off trees...and going into the dollar tree cash drawer :)

bloggity blog blog blog.

well, well, well. can you even stand it! welcome to the PUBLIC blog..it's like a park. you can come visit it as long as you want and no one will kick you out. our blog is so wonderful it even has a picture....that josh took....so it's personal too! everything is homemade, written from my own brain, and just truly thoughful, kind, and wonderful in all sorts of ways.

we (meaning missy) because this is missy here, am/are just so happy you are here. enjoy it. i mean how cool....now they have blogs so when it's windy outside, you can just read the missdangerbrown blog.

sounds really nice doesn't it? IT IS!!!!!!



hooray, hooray- it's a beautiful day...

heartless

"How could you be so heartless?" okay, so i have NO idea who sings that song...but for the last hour or so, while i'm tediously doing nutrition homework, those words have been running through my head. i shouldn't say those words- that single phrase, over and over, in the tune of the song ...hahah i think it's funny. where do these things come from.

happy day.